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A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.
The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.
When you place a baseball cap over your face and another person blow weed smoke into it. You then suck all the smoke in from within the hat until its all inhaled.
Whenever, Sidney, Jessica, and a sassy gay guy get together a cap comes out and dro goes in for hat tricks all night!
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Removing a sex offender, a wife-beater, and a burglar from society in one night.
Kyle scored himself a Kenosha Hat Trick before he reached voting age.
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In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."
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A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".
2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that
3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"
hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas
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An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".
In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.
(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)
Oh my hat! - check that out!
Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.
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a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair
Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?
Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan
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