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Term used by Christian retailers to describe small plastic toys, pens, and pencils that have been imprinted with trite religious phrases to be handed out to children for memorizing Bible verses in Sunday School.
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Falsely accusing someone of doing something wrong when in fact that person did nothing wrong. Similar to someone hating on Jesus for........ I don't know why someone would hate on Jesus. All he did was help people and "they" killed him. Ain't that a bitch!?!
Person 1: Hey, my car won't start! I let you use my car for one day and you broke it! What the fuck?
Person 2: Calm down bro! Your battery was old and needed to be replaced so I sent Parker to the store to get a new one for you. So basically you're hating on Jesus. Why you hatin' on Jesus bro? Why you hatin' on Jesus.
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Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.
Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.
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Something so cheap you say "Jesus!"
Jesus! Twelve bucks for that? That's Jesus-cheap!
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A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks
I found out dominic has a Jesus cock I am obsessed now
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A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.
Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
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People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
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