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a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish
When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button
"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"
Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.
Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua
Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!