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the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
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Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times
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When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.
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When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
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When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.
Jordan pulled the most epic hug and text last night. He consoled Adriana while texting Brianna.
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Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
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Sending the same text message to more than one recipient, simply because you're lazy and/or the message will work for more than one person.
"Are you double texting Julie and Sarah?"
"Yeah, telling them the same thing and it saves thumb."
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