fish on the line

customer, sucker, patron (in business)

dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line

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Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

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dead-fish

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

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pussy fishing

when a woman uses her body and especially her pussy to get something she wants that is of a nonsexual nature.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.

she's just pussy fishing.

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Asian Fishing

Fishing for an Asian person.

"we're ging Asian fishing, wanna come?"

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fish stick

A finger inserted into a vagina and then quickly smeared across the upper lip of a lucky recipient.

"Josh was being naughty so I slyly gave him a fish stick. He loved it!"

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Blow Fish

When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.

I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!

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