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While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.
While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle
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this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.
Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "
"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."
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To "rip" open a zip-lock bag full of weed and "dip" your hand in.
"Man, I got some dank ass bud today. Time to rip 'n' dip."
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the art of taking a shot of booze
cochran you fat fucker, get over here and rip a hot one with me
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To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.
"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"
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the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
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A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular
Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
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