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The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.
Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
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An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.
She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.
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when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!
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while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.
i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him
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Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.
Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
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When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.
Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?
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upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick
Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?
Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
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