a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.
" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "
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An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.
She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.
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when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!
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upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick
Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?
Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
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Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
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A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
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The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"
Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.
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