Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.

Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?

Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

Salty lozenge

Whacking off into your belly button. Letting it congeal, then popping the residue in your mouth.

Those oysters remind me of a salty lozenge

Salty

When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.

When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.

salty

Pissed, upset, mad, or other types of anger

Get the fuck out my face!

Jeez man! Y u so salty?