rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

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piping hot loaf

When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill

"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"

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banana in the tail pipe

Taking it in the ass

Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .

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fry in the wrong pipe

1. When eating a french fry, it might "go down the wrong pipe," causing one to choke.
2. A slang term for male homosexual relations.

1. "Are you alright?" "Yeah, dude it's just a fry in the wrong pipe."
2. "Yo, dog, you put your fry in the wrong pipe."
3. "Did you hear about Bruce?" "Dude, I heard he puts his fry in the wrong pipe!"

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barbarian pipe sex

To have sex with an exhaust pipe of an automobile.

I just love to have barbarian pipe sex.

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British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.

Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner

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girls lay pipe

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.

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