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A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
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V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.
Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.
Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.
Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?
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The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.
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The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.
He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.
His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.
He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.
"Man that Chris Marek is such a creep."
"Freddy Krueger got nothing on Chris Marek."
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The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.
"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"
"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"
"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."
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The act of beating the fuck out of your girlfriend/boyfriend (if gay)
Yo bitch get off me before I chris brown yo ass.
i swear to god im about to give you the chris browning of a life time if you dont stop talkin.
If that hoe dont have my money, ima have to chris brown that ass.
Yo your girl cheated on you dog, you better go chris brown that bitch.
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Replacement term for "wife beater," referring to a ribbed, form-fitting tank top (often seen on men). Derived from the numerous stories in the press -whether true or not - of the popular r&b / hip hop singer beating his fairly recent wife and singer, Rihanna.
Andrew: I'm wearing a wife beater under my shirt.
Alyssa: Oh, you're wearing a Chris Brown?
Andrew: What?
Alyssa: A Chris Brown, you know, the guy who allegedly beat his wife, Rihanna?
Andrew: Oh, I get it. Yea, I always wear Chris Browns under my t-shirts and around the house.
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