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when a woman deep throats a mans crooked penis after receiving anal and the mans penis is covered in shit
"Dude I was so pissed when I gave Liz Rav anal last night!"
"What did you do about it man?"
"I forced her to give me a brown banana to clean it off!"
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"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."
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A rabid, nearly defunct tribe of banana-wielding Tea-tard Tea Party Republicans that descends with high-pitched shrieks from the treetops to defend the debt ceiling from other Republicans and humans.
Those nasty Banana Republicans nearly put us out of business last week until we slipped them the Boehner.
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A banana (a yellow skinned piece of fruit) That has the distinguishing afro hair style(a curly hair style)
wow!a banana with an afro
thats fucking awesome man
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Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.
"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"
"No thanks, Japang."
"Ahh young boy?"
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is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
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