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The number 10, is a great bus, that anyone can go places on, but, the bus is sadly either 2 mins early, or 26 hours late. you will most likely find idiots on there, that probably go to crypt (will, ethan, jarvis, chong, tobi, ect. other roadman kinda names) they will be evil, so dont speak to them. other then that, have a great time on your bus, yolo. lmao :)
number 10 bus. 1 min early
Me. Oh shizzle, i missed it *waits 4843 hours for next one*
also me. thank lord its here now
A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?
Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Run it's Mark the bus driver
the act of performing oral sex on a woman;
Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.
My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.
Being 8+ hours late to anything
Joe: Dude your 8 hours late
Dill: Yeah my bad
Joe: ...ugh your Pullin' A Desert Bus
When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
To have dirty anal sex with a slut and double dip into her pussy.
Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.