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A splendid beverage composed of:
2/3 Dr. Pepper
1/3 Fruit Punch
Man, I'm thirsty. Hit me with a Donkey Punch.
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Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.
If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.
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When having sex in a bed, one or both of the couple take a shit. The couple carry on sex smearing the faeces around the bedsheets and each other.
Jack: Get some action with Sally last night?
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...
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Getting raped by a donkey or a person that looks like a donkey.....e.g. tina turner.
i was donkey raped by tina turner
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When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.
Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck
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It's when you fuck a girl from the back.. and when your done punch her in the back of the head
The bitch was shitty in bed so I gave her a Donkey Sock!!
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A girl that resembles something disgusting; as to come out of a swamp
Man did you see that girl?
What a swamp donkey!
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