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Girls can not send arse pics nor boys can ask for them. Good luck !
No arse pics today, taking part in no arse November
The usual ars wears adidas pants, adidas shirt and adidas hat. He says noder all the time with vodka bottle and every 3 miniuts he spits for everywhere
The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!
An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts
You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.
Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”
What southerns don’t want to hear
This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN
you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(