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An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
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An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.
Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?
Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.
AGW: Yo Brotha!
Black: You ain't black you dumbass!
AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?
White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.
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When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.
Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"
Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
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Idubbz: Hes an Asian Jake Paul
Ricegum: *Triggered* Know what imma go eat yo dog
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Asian=
1) A = Average
2) B = Below Average
3) C = Cant come for dinner
4) D = Don't come home
5) E = Even a dog can do better than u
6) F = Failure to ur parents and ancestors
Asian Kid: ALAMAK
Other kid: What's wrong?
Asian Kid: I GOT A B
Other Kid: In the Asian Grading Scale that's below Average right-
Asian Kid: YES ;-;
Other Kid: Good luck dude
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A badass song that is like really cool and its in a movie.
Coolness and very sexy I love that song secret asian man.
SECRET asiaaann man!! secret asaainn man sexret assian man.
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(v.) To take a walk (wok).
"Dude, let's enjoy the nice day and go rob an Asian kitchen!"
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