The aftermath of alcohol enemas.
Jordan: "will are you ok?"
will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."
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A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.
Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.
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The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!
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When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.
Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
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A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.
"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"
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someones who's ass is crusty , rusty , hairy and unwashed for probably about 10 years
raunchy asshole
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When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
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