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The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.
Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!
Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
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Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.
"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)
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To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."
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A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.
I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.
To make a large income/amount of something.
You know what Jeff we'll be making all the bacon someday.
When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon
Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon
A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.
His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome