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To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.
"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"
When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.
When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
When some bust their nuts open full of cum on to someone’s face at full force
O dear he nuncha blasted my face
When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.
I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.
When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole
I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.