sea cow tail

The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.

Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!

Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!

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Moo Moo Cow

A very fat woman, can be used as an insult directed toward a guy, could imply that said guy likes "Moo Moo Cows"

Alex: you Moo Moo Cow!!!!
Carter: I only nudged into you, Jesus effing Christ!

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africa cow monkey

a(n) fat/enormous black bitch

Holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey!

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mad cow disease

something PETA planted in our cattle in an effort to turn everyone to vegatarians/vegans

damn PETA now they are trying to kill meat eaters with mad cow disease

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urban cow tipping

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

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your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

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Cow Tongue Sandwich

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.

"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"

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