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An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)
john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.
2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.
2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.
Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)
Tim:"Fuck crap!"
A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.