When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Has Bitches

To have bitches is to be like Nikolai. Having bitches means you’re not single, unlike Bonnie.

Damn, Nikolai has bitches! A shit ton of them-
- Yeah, unlike Bagel.

she has lovely titties

words spoken by shed himself.

Shed: You seen that Fiona yeah? She has lovely titties

Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.

Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time