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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 6, 2021


attack number 9

attack number 9 is a show the was aired in 1998-2001 in a Norwegian channel called NRK3. after 3 successful seasons it was taken down do to unknown reasons and is still a really good family friendly show you can watch on the NRK3/Super TV channel website which you can watch by buying there 21$ per month subscription.

attack number 9 is a good TV show
NRK3's subscruption coasts 21$

by haoarecool December 4, 2021


Arashi's Number One Fanboy

A user on Discord who really likes Arashi Narukami but absolutely despises ENStars. He moans a lot for Piers from Pokemon SWSH. One time sent waist pics for 3 dollar Nitro

"Holy Moly Oh My Gosh It's Arashi's Number One Fanboy"

by Kissing Arashi Narukami January 25, 2023


Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 9, 2021


Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY March 11, 2018


fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 8, 2023


number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016