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Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.
Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.
Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.
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A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.
Jon shaved his Jew Beard, so now we have nowhere to hide the pennies.
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attraction to women with jewish features; the jewish answer to jungle fever and yellow fever
Sarah Silverman gives me jew fever.
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A hiding spot used, typically in fps gaming, to surprise your opponents and get a close range kill on a key target, often from behind. These spots include high alcoves and perches, sharp corners or object large enough to crouch behind.
God damn i hate that enemy soldier; always hiding in retarded jew spots and trying to frag our medic. Fucking scrub.
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It's a hole located between jew's neck and back. They comsume macaroni there. These holes, there is 5. Nothing shall enter but macaroni and if anything else enters they will die! zomg! =D
Steve the Jew's friends shoved a Bacon'ater in his Jew Hole and now he is DEAD. How sad? =D
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equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.
j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.
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A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.
Mark: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!
Joseph: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome
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