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Death Metal is a subgenre of metal featuring talentless guitar, nonexistant bass, a jack hammer in the back ground, and some really drunk guy yelling his head off. People often confuse it with black metal, but there is one difference between them: in death metal you dress vaguely normally, and in black metal looking like a homosexual male stripper is prioriity number one.
Some random Immortal fan: I like Immortal! Long live Death Metal!
Everyone with sanity: Immortal is Black Metal, you idiot. Go find some music with talent.
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Someone who listens to straight up good music. Usually goes tostraight shows blazed. Their hobbies include curb edge kids. And cleaning their gauges for tribal war far at shows OR hardcore dancing.
Wow I'm sure glad those metal kids didn't kill us for being inferior to them. We should go start being cool like them.
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Garbage music faggot emos and braindead idiots who don't know what a haircut is listen to. Anyone who listens to this garbage is usually a failure at life.
Heavy Metal is the biggest piece of shit ever created on this planet. Get a haircut and a life you stupid fucks who listen to this shit.
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Monkey Metal is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal Music which possesses elements of extreme win. The genre was created by Youtube celebrity/guitarist/guitar company owner, Rob Chapman(The Monkey Lord). As of yet, only The Monkey Lord himself can play Monkey Metal as no-one else, at this time, possesses the extreme amount of win necessary to do so. It is rumoured that to play Monkey Metal, you must possess more win than a Windigo, however win at this extreme quantity is considered dangerous and the only defence against it is to have lots of hair.
Monkey Metal is still in an evolutionary stage, but at the moment contains elements of progressive metal (unusual rhythms), alternative metal (unusual melodies and 'riffs'), and early thrash metal such as Metallica ('chugging' sections). One example of Monkey Metal is the Monkey Lord song "Phantom Power" which can be purchased from iTunes.
The term "Monkey Metal" was first used on the Monkey Lord Forums and originated in the thread titled "and then it dawned on me..". It was created by MLF user mean0machine.
the song "Phantom Power" By the band Monkey Lord, is the only recorded song which is in the genre of Monkey Metal
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the best god damn music ever! metallica kicks ass!
metallica, acdc, disturbed, korn, led zepplin...
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A person who eats aluminium cans, particularly of the Jack Daniel's variety.
The metal mouth kid chomped down hard on his can of Jack Daniel's and Dry.
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Lame-metal is simply metal made by 'musicians' for the sole purpose of being metal. There is often little or no emotion or message shown in each song, other than the fact that they want to be known as people who don't give any fucks and hate the world.
HOWEVER, there are good bands consisting of members who; 1) actually don't give any fucks, or 2) do hate the world.
The difference is that when properly used, these characteristics can be used as inspiration for an artist; but when a regular Joe gets the same thoughts with all his friends and they want to make music about it, they use no effort. No matter how good it sounds, they just want to say that they actually did something with their lives (lol).
Lame-metal bands are usually just douchebags trying to get chicks, and play shows as often as they can, starting as soon as they form. By flaunting whatever fashion they think will get them the most attention, performing 'breakdowns' that aren't at all musical, and screaming and acting reckless in general to show their aggression, they earn the title of Lame-metal.
There are also Lame-metal bands with older members, but they're mostly just drunks paying homage to Pantera, or something along those lines. Usually only seen in bars, these bands are harmless to the music world, and actually somewhat beneficial (to the other drunks in the bar watching them).
Lame-metal bands almost never record albums; the ones that do are rich motherfuckers that get their parents to pay for it.
Andre: Hey man, I'm going home to listen to my new Diabolical Masquerade CD, wanna come?
Kevin: Nah dude, there's a Bring Me The Horizon concert tonight, aren't you going? There's gonna be a bunch of chicks, and the band is dressing up like Gumby characters, it's gonna be so BRUTAL!!
Andre: Uh... That's lame-metal man, never speak to me again. *cough cough* I mean, shit, I have stuff to do, bring some extra chicks home with you and call me when you get back.
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