aluminium

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.

Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."

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aluminium

how the british people say aluminum

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Aluminium

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

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aluminium digger

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

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Aluminium train

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

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aluminium bands

A metal bands that doesn't go as hard

guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song

guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands

Cheap aluminium

She is so cheap the store returned it to the poor. SHES SO FUCKING ANOYING LIKE SHE LITERALY SMELLS SO BAS THAT NEMANYA HAS A CRUSH ON HER KILL ALL CHEAP PEOPLE!!!

Cheap aluminium is only good for broke people.