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muffin fist

That little bit of shit you get on your fist when you ass blast someone wrist deep

Mark: Hey Richard, what's that on your knuckles

Richard: oh it's some muffin fist.

by lnlgoMontoya March 29, 2018


muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie September 16, 2015


Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023


Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 7, 2015


Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 15, 2015


Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 18, 2021


Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2020