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12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.

Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.

by pinnocking November 23, 2014

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11 year old

a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11

and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)

11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever

by heyyyhowyoudoing February 9, 2021

46πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup

The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

by King Clancy February 10, 2018

61πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021


Old fashioned bicycle

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.

β€œHow was the gym?”

β€œIt was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”

by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018


old school taimuri

The ancient art of washing ones rear end in the sink of an acquaintance.

Alex went to the washroom and did it old school taimuri

by Manthatwashilarious January 29, 2018


Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 7, 2004