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It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate
B: are you taking the piss!?
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Rather stay in a fake world than the hard reality one. Taken from the movie Matrix. Blue pill fake world, red pill reality.
I'm gonna take the blue pill and not deal with it.
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Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.
it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.
When you 'take the high road' - it means doing the right thing even if its not popular or easy.
Not to be confused with the Scottish Song The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond - which no one seems able to really interpret in any case... But is a good tune to reference when you need to remember to 'take the high road'
If a person wrongs you, no need to go and seek revenge or let it worry you. "Take the high road" and let them take the low road. In the long run that person will have probably wronged many people and their reputation is tarnished (their road is rougher) - while if you don't let it bother you and stick to doing the right thing, life will more likely work out for you as you are not bothered by the negative stress and your reputation is better. Metaphorically speaking, like a High Road (aka freeway / highway) the view is often better and you can travel faster, while the low road is slower and has more obstacles and traffic lights.
It's also the correct path to take to becoming what is also known as a righteous dude
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To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.
Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.
Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas
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A UK Magazine aimed mostly at Chav Women. Used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.
My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".
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Another way of saying something or someone is dead.
Guy 1: Where's you snake?
Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.