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30 years old and still living with your parents

Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.

Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.

by everyonethinksyouareafailure February 5, 2012

68πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


WATCH LIVE SPORTS TV STREAMING

WATCH LIVE STREAMING BROADCASTING SPORTS TV BROADBAND
THE BEST WAY TO WATCH LIVE SPORTS TV

WATCH LIVE SPORTS TV STREAMING,CHAMPIONS LEAGUE , SPANISH LEAGUE , ENGLISH PRIEMER LEAGUE , BUNDSLIGA, FIFA WORLS CUP , SKY SPORTS , EURO SPORTS , ESPN , DUNA TV , BARCA TV , SKYSPORT +,

by WATCH ;IVE August 3, 2011

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

by NDcent December 13, 2010


we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 18, 2021

29πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


its your world im just living in it

I'm just here to do your will have at it

Husband: Do you want me to get you a new truck or an rv
Wife: I don't know its your world im just living in it

by Tamiymyah Sepher February 14, 2019

14πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020


LILFizz And DANIELLE aka DANNY FOR LIVE

LILFizz is my baby I love him for how he is not because he got money it is because his looks.

by Danielle Gibbs October 29, 2003

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž