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this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
Hey, your car looks great!
Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.
The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.
Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
The food is the washing machine crispy.
To anglo wash is to make it seem that a person or something is from or physically in the continental United States. It is to lie about the true procedence and cultural background of non-native english speakers so a to cater to the the strictly english speaking population.
When a customer service rep from the Caribbean is ask to say they are calling from the state of Florida you are asking them to anglo wash themselves so they accent and identity is more accepted improving business profits.