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To try to turn a man into someone he is not.
Omg, I heard Julie is making a man.
I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.
I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.
'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'
i will like ur touge for a dollar
i did the big monkey man last nigth
The winter version of mans not hot
Going outside in underwear in winter, when it's freezing cold.
Dave: Jeez man! Are you crazy? It's like -20 degrees!
Tom: Mans not cold!
Dave: Dumbass!
A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss