Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.
Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
somebody that is local to the area and enjoys strolling in the street
‘strolling along- there was a local man’
‘I wonder what the local man is doing today’
Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.
'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.
"Ugh." Friend.
A margarita for a man. Preferably with out any umbrellas or fancy shit like salt.
You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!