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On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.
It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun
A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head
Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3
He is the type of man who will never make you doubt your self worth he will always want to make you happy and treat you to your favourite things. He knows that making you happy is one of the things he enjoys getting to do, he’ll be there to wipe your tears away and give you attention when your upset. He’s the type of boyfriend that is sweet,kind,genuine, loving,funny,smart and very special. He would give anything to see you smile when your happy or upset. He can’t imagine his life without you because with you by his side he feels like he can do anything by having you. He definitely can make your day better with him being around you, his company feels like home and when I’m with him there’s no place I’d rather be than in his arms. He’ll be there when you need him and sometimes he can be crazy and a lot but he’s definitely a keeper and he’s mine Forever & Always♡
He is The love of my life and he is one of a kind in my eyes and he’s my whole world. He’s definitely a Jesse <3
Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.
Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.
If you want a man that you can count on, Jesse Cole Farris is your guy!
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*