Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

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Dad Poo

That distinct smell of a bathroom that is left only after your Dad or any Dad takes a dump in it.

John your shits smell like Dad Poo

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Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

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Poo Brothers

Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.

You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water

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poo on you

1.) an exclamation, used when mad at someone
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'

1.) Amy: You're stupid!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh

2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!

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poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

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poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck

some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

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