Billy Ray-tard

A southern person, like Billy Ray Cyrus, who acts retarded.
You could also just call someone who is being a jackass or is doing something that annoys you a Billy Ray-tard!

"You Billy Ray-tard!!! I told you not to call me Squirrel Boy!! God dang it!"

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Tard Crusher

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

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Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

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Ultra tard

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

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Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

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h-tard

Any country folk that come to college bars/parties and plays a bunch of country music on the juke box/stereo. H-tards are also ignorant, loud, and culturally close minded.

"Someone turn this country music crap off and get these h-tards out of here."

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tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

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