November 4th

November 4th: The day before November 5th

Today is November 4th, owen.

November 4th

November 4th will be "Make Out With Your Worst Enemy Day". Today will be the day you text or call your worst enemy and ask them to come over or meet you somewhere. After they arrive, when you go up to them, kiss them and see how they react.

Girl: "hey, wanna come over? I'm home alone and it's November 4th"
Guy: "um...alright? Address? And what's on November 4th?"
Girl: *gives address* "you'll see"
Guy: *arrives 10 mins later* "so what's up?"
Girl: *starts kissing him*
Guy: "....do it again baby"

November 4th

National kiss Matthew day

oh matthew is hot i should kiss him. oh wait thats why November 4th exists national kiss matthew day

November 4th

The "give Jonah 100 Euro day"

Mathilda: Hey, here I have got 100 euros for you

Jonah:oh thank you
Mathilda: no problem happy November 4th

November 4th

Kiss your bf/gf today!

Bf:its November 4th

Gf:so?
Bf:its national kiss your gf/bf day!
Gf:ok
Bf:kiss*

November 4th

National short people grown 7 feet day

“Aren’t you glad it’s November 4th so we don’t get smashed into tables?!”

November 4th

people called max born on this day have big dicks

Mya: hey you know Max?
Anonymous: Yes?
Mya: He has a huge penis
Anonymous: that’s because he’s born on November 4th