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Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer
Person 2: Im going to math camp
Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"
When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.
I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.
Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.
I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.
The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.
An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.