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asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

by captainmark March 2, 2014

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Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 14, 2017

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Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs February 19, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


raunchy asshole

someones who's ass is crusty , rusty , hairy and unwashed for probably about 10 years

raunchy asshole

by boston bobby March 6, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

by Bron2lee March 18, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

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Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".

Nick, you are a stingy asshole.

by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž