jerp

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

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jerp

fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)

My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.

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Jerp

Gay ass word made up by Lil Wayne in the song "Lollipop". It is a poor excuse for lack of creative ability or grasp of the English language.

However, most hip-hop songs fall victim to the "Jerp Effect".

Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp

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Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

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Jerp

A juicy burp // jerp

Oh man that was a jerp

jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

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jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

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