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A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
A Bastard television production.
(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.
A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.
Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard