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some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.
Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...
Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes
I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!
When you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts
Bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath..
the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"
I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend
When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.
1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.
2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.
A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.
Dee has those freaky bird eyes.
Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.
bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai