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Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 28, 2020


Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019


thick bones

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022


Mr. Bones

An absolute shitter.

Mr. Bones is an absolute shitter.

by Gronke April 14, 2022


bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017


shadow and bone

an amazing book and amazing tv series about a magic sun girlie who finds out she is a magic sun girlie and is whisked away to train with other magic girlies and a magic shadow general. then she leaves behind the doormat love interest to train with BEN BARNES. and then runs away again to be with the doormat…

“shadow and bone is an amazing show!”
“have u read the books?”
“no… besides the show is like so fast paced and kaz is so hot!”

“yes and don’t talk to me ever again”

by milotheGOAT March 21, 2023


skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013