A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."
Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
The most awesomest person in da whole wide world
Speaking to an Evan: You are an Evan