Fudge Dipped

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.

I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor