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Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021


the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better

The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent

by Be_my_telletubby?? February 20, 2018


Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022


That bitch left her cupcakes.

When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.

When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”

by Floatonok November 25, 2020


Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024


Left Erring

If Your A Guy With A Left Erring Your Actually Gay.

Dude, You Have A Left Erring. You Must Be Gay.

by Erring Big Gay October 1, 2019


They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025