pumpkin job

It is a process in which one acqiures a fresh pumpkin, preferably one large enough to be pleasurable. One then makes an incision, with a hole comparable to the size of the member in question. One then guides the questionable member into said opening. Begin to repeatedly thrust and withdraw the fresh pumpkin along the said schlong until sexual eruption occurs.

"Yo dawg last night this mad crazy bitch gave me a pumpkin job that I busted a nut all up in that thang! That vegetable was my bitch."

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good job

can be used as an insult. When someone says something they just found out, but you already knew. Stating the obivous.

1+1=2... Good Job! or Planes fly in the sky... Good job!

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job for a cowboy

An awsome metal band out of Glendale Arizona.They have played at many major concerts but remain fairly unknown.

My ass still hurts from when Job For A Cowboy played at the California Metal Fest.

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jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

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Loub Job

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.

Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?

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Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

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hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

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