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When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong
Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb
Person1: *cries*
A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute
Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism
The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.
At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.
"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"
"Thats what you get for being nice"
left life is a group of people who go around and do crazy shit and are always what everybody is talking about plus all the girls like them they are always doing fun shit
it's a life style you live by left life you got bed doing crazy shit and wake up and have fun
Man I sure wish I was part of the left life.
Tommy: dude this stupid I'm so bored
Alex: I'm not I'm living the left lifestyle it's always fun
Tommy: I want to be in it