When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.
Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!
Person two: Timber!!!
When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.
I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.
A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”
Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.
Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?
"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"