mike jones

a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.

the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES

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Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

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Drop the mike

Retarded way to say drop the mic.

Did you drop the mike? No I'm not a retard.

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Doing a mike

When someone says to you that your blushing or giggling, you go off your head and start to rage at everyone you can find even if they are on the other side of the country. you then block all of the people you raged at on facebook,msn,skype and everything else for a month and then ask the girl to choose who she wants to be friends with or they wont talk to them at all and pretend that nothing ever happend.

You also say watta head alot

omg look at that guy raging he is doing a mike uleh

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mike orr

A chump ass nigga that talks mad shit but gets beat up daily. He is pretty much the biggest asshole loser you'll ever meet.

Did you see that Mike Orr at the zoo today?

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morbid mike

a cool ass guy whose real name is mike rosenbloom and he goes to srchs.he loves ribs and his freinds a f*cking awesome.

YO! did u see morbid mike?hes so fucking cool!

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Big Mike

11/10, sexiest man known to mankind, Lowkey pulls

Simp Unconfirmed

Major Stoner

Jesus turned water into wine, Big mike can turn your bitch into mine

Beware of Big Mike, He will steal ya girl, On God No cap

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